Wanted
A Wife
A news paper had a humour page with
following matrimonials published in it.
BANKER: Wanted wife who takes interest in me
and credits me with her service.
CAR MECHANIC: Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be
in working condition. Should be above average and must run the household at a
good average.
DOCTOR: Recently a love-bug injected in me a
strange bacteria, making me desirous of marriage. I'm looking for a girl who is
patient and has knowledge of all ills and pills, is religious minded and keeps
away from all sins be it anasin, metasin or crosin. I promise to be a good
doctor with no side effects. Apply or reply.
DRUNKER: Wanted a girl. Girl's father should
preferably have a soda factory. I am an occasional alchoholic who drinks only
when friends come home. Friends come home only seven times a week. Girl
preffered will carry me from bar to ghar-bar. Meet personally or send soda for
trial. Sample should be ample.
LAWYER: I hereby beg to solicit myself as an
eligible candidate for the post of husband after marriage. The person whom I'm
looking for should be strictly a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl. The
girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord
i.e. Myself. Any objection would be overruled and will not be sustained. Apply
in confidence and if you have the confidence.
SOFTWARE ENGINEER: Wanted a Girl with a Lovely
Look & Feel, Good GUI with Security features (privileges only for the
Specific User especially critical Functionalities) . There must not be any Critical or Medium Bug
in her. Low Bugs can be deferred But needs to B fixed
by the Next Build. She Must not be PLATFORM INDEPENDENT, USER FRIENDLY. We are
ready to Test the Application & CERTIFY the product but we will assure
it will never be released to ANY OTHER Customer.
