Nepali watchman

My Nepali watchman to me :- "Syria ka badshah mar gaya..!!"
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I switched on to the news channels but found no such news anywhere.....
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After an hour....  i went to my garden...and came to know what he actually meant..."chidia ka bachcha maar gaya...

Narad

NARAD SAYS TO ALL WIVES :

if ur husband sends u romantic msgs then be very happy, but think who is sending those msgs to ur husband ?
my job is over ........

narayan narayan

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ROCKING GENERATION

"KID FAILS IN EXAM"
Father : Aaj Se Mujhe Papa Mat Kehna.!
Son:- Oh, come On Dad,
It Was Just A 'School Test'    
Not A "DNA" Test.! ��